Bake an Egg on Me

TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY OF THE OLYMPICS AND THE CANADA VS. U.S.A. HOCKEY GAME FOR GOLD. NATURALLY IT WAS A TENSE NIGHT FOR EVERYONE........EVERYONE BUT ME. :) HOCKEY I COULD CARE LESS, HOWEVER IT DID MAKE MY EVENING VERY INTERESTING.

MY EVENING WENT SOMETHING LIKE .................................

START OUT BY WAITING FOR THE ELEVATORS, FOR EVER IN MY BUILDING AND THEN FINALLY DECIDING TO TAKE THE STAIRS.

THEN NIDA AND I GO FOR A LOVELY SUSHII DINNER, HOWEVER WE WEREN'T ENTIRELY SURE WHERE THE RESTAURANT WAS. ALL I KNEW WAS BAY AND BLOOR SO I CALLED MY FRIEND TO FIND OUT, WELL GOOD THING WE DIDN'T WAIT TO HEAR BACK FROM HER. SHE CALLED BACK A FEW HOURS LATER. LOL MOST LIKELY WATCHING THE GAME.

SO NOW ONTO GAME MADNESS WE WALK DOWN TO YOUNGE AND DUNDAS TO MEET A FRIEND AND ALSO TO SEE THE MADNESS ENSUING.

WELL THE WHOLE CITY SMELLED LIKE POT. BLAH. :( EVERYONE WAS CHEERING THERE WERE CARS WITH OPEN DOORS PEOPLE, CHEERING AND RUNNING UP AND DOWN, HIGH FIVING ANYONE AND EVERYONE EVEN THE CARS IN THE ROAD, WHICH WERE OVER FLOWING.

IT ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF THIS TIME IN MEXICO...... THATS OVER FLOWED CARS BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT SOME OTHER TIME.

SO YEAH BASICALLY CRAZINESS EVERY WHERE, THREE SEPARATE GROUPS OF PEOPLE HITTING ON US. UGH.

THEY WERE TERRIBLE JUST PICTURE MOI AND COMPANY BEING HIT ON BY A MAN WEARING A JERSEY, BALDING AND IN A POPEYES.

PLEASE.

I MUST DISCLOSE THAT I DIDN'T BUY POPEYES, MY FRIEND DID, I WILL NEVER IN MY LIFE BUY POPEYE'S.

WHEN WE WERE IN THE CROWD TAKING PHOTOS AND CHEERING @ YOUNGE AND DUNDAS THERE WAS THIS MAN WEARING NO SHIRT.

YES THATS NO SHIRT IN THIS WEATHER.

WITH THE WORDS "FUCKING EH?" PAINTED ON HIS BACK. NOT SURE WHY BUT WE JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS SOME WHAT FUNNY.

WELL CUT TO DOWNVIEWS STATION WAITING FOR THE BUS GUESS WHO WE SEE THAT'S RIGHT

"FUCKING EH?" GUY CAN YOU BELIEVE. ACROSS TOWN UNBELIEVABLE RIGHT.

OH WAIT IT GETS BETTER TURNS OUT I KNEW SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THAT GROUP. WEIRD EVEN IN TORONTO THE WORLD IS SOOOO SMALL.

SO THE NIGHT WAS GOING PRETTY GOOD A LOT OF LAUGHS AND GOOD FOOD AND CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE.

WELL, MY LIFE GOT RUINED WHEN I RETURNED TO RES AND FOUND THAT BOTH OF THE ELEVATORS WERE BROKEN.

I WAS LITERALLY FUMING YOU COULD SO BAKE AN EGG ON ME, I WAS THAT UPSET I LIVE ON THE 11th FLOOR. I WOULDN'T BE SO UPSET EXCEPT FOR THAT FACT THAT I'M A DANCE MAJOR AND I USED TO TAKE THE STAIRS FOR EXERCISE WELL GUESS WHAT THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, I GOT THE WORST SHIN SPILTS.

SO ONE ELEVATOR HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR TWO WEEKS AND NOW THE OTHER. WELL IF THIS ISN'T FIXED MY THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO BUT WHEN THE BUILDING THE SCHOOL PROVIDES FOR ME COULD AND WILL EFFECT MY DANCING THE PROGRAM I'M HERE STUDYING. WELL THATS PLAIN RIDICULOUS.

-S.

FIVE LETTERS SHORT

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY VIDEOS WON'T STAY UP. IT IS VERY ANNOYING SINCE I DON'T REALLY LIKE WRITING THAT MUCH.

HOWEVER I MUST TELL YOU THIS RIDICULOUS STORY ABOUT ORDERING A CAB. TO START OFF I WOKE UP AT 913 AND HAD TO BE DOWNTOWN AT TEN. SO NATURALLY I RUSHED TO GET READY AND THEN CALLED CITIES BEST TAXI. AS I HUNG UP THE PHONW THE LADY SAID "SAM THERE WILL BE A TAXI THERE FOR YOU IN FIVE MINUTES".

I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF "SAM" HOW DARE A WOMEN WHO HAS NEVER MET ME, CASUALIZE MY NAME. WELL THEN WHEN THE TAXI ARRIVED THE DRIVER WAS SURE HE WAS TO PICK UP A "SAM" NOT "SAMANTHA". REALLY ? I WAS SITTING THERE WAITING WHILE HE CALLED SOMEONE ELSE TO ASK IF SAM WAS SAMANTHA.

GUESS WHAT THAT GUY DIDNT KNOW EITHER!! I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE, SAM IS FIVE LETTERS SHORT OF SAMANTHA.

REALLY? TAXI DRIVER?

?????

REALLY?

BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I MADE IT IN TIME. SO THERE'S THE MORAL EVER IN A PINCH CALL A TAXI THEY WILL GET YOU THERE, JUST TELL THE PHONE OPERATOR YOUR SHORTEST VERSION OF YOUR NAME.

-S.

RETRY MY FIRST VIDEO

THE FIRST VIDEO ISN'T PLAYING I HOPE THIS WORKS

THANKS DOUG FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THI...

THANKS DOUG FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS SONG, IT COMPLETED MY LIFE! 

WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVELY BY PETER SARSTEDT

SO TO START THIS OFF, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG LOOK IT UP. YOU'LL FIND IT HAS A VERY FRENCH AND OLD VIBE, OLD IN A 1960'S WAY BUT ALSO THE FRENCH SOUNDING INSTRUMENTS IN THE BEGINNING GIVE IT AN EVEN OLDDER VIBE. WHICH IS VERY ME I LOVE EVERYTHING OLD!!! I COULD SPEND DAYS IN MUSÉE.  THE 60'S VIBES MAKES IT KINDA R&R AS WELL AND EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE R&R IN THEM. 

HERE'S HOW WE CONNECT FYI THIS SONG IS ABOUT A FABULOUS GIRL AND THATS WHY IT'S ALSO MY THEME BESIDES ALL THE CONNECTIONS. PLUS IT'S SET IN PARIS HELLO 

You talk like Marlene Dietrich A GERMAN ACTRESS, HELLO WHAT DOES EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY DO 
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire A FRENCH DANCER, THE FRENCH HAVE THE BEST BALLET I ADORE THE PARIS OPERA BALLET AND HAVE BEEN DANCING SINCE I CAN'T REMEMBER 
Your clothes are all made by Balmain I WISH BUT BALMAIN IS SHEER BRILLIANCE 
And there’s diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are. MOSTLY BOWS BUT YEAH 

You live in a fancy apartment
Off the Boulevard of St. Michel MY DREAM 
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records LOVE THE OLDIES AND THE ROLLING STONES HAVE THE LITTLE EDGE WHICH I HAVE A TINY BIT OF...SOMETIMES 
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do. I KNOW A DOUGLAS SMITH PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING 

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes i do. THIS IS WHERE YOU SEE THE ROMACE IN THE SONG, AND EVERY AMAZING LIFE SHOULD HAVE AN EPIC ROMANCE  


I've seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne I'M SURE I COULD GET IN THERE IF I TRIED BUT RIGHT NOW I'M CHILLING IN TO GHETTO AKA YORK U 
And the painting you stole from Picasso NEVER STOLE ANYTHING BUT KINDA JAMES BONDED BY WAY INTO A PARISIAN APARTMENT THATS ALL THE DETAILS YOUR GETTIN  
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does. RIGHT I KNOW 

When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pines SOUNDS HEAVENLY 
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit WELL THIS SOUNDS WORTH LOOKING INTO I THINK THAT YOU COULD SPEND A LOT LESS MONEY AND JUST GOING TANNING IN YOUR UNDIES 
You get an even suntan, on your back and on your legs.

And when the snow falls you're found in St. Moritz ABSOLUTELY A LITTLE RUSTY WHEN IT COMES TO SKIING BUT ISN'T IT LIKE RIDING A BIKE  
With the others of the jet-set
And you sip your Napoleon Brandy I LIKE NAPOLEON NOT SO KEEN ON BRANDY 
But you never get your lips wet, no you don't. 

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
wouldn't you Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do.


Your name is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan I DON'T BUT HE'S SOUNDS FABULOUS I'M SURE I WILL KNOW MANY FABULOUS PEOPLE AS I GROW OLDER I CAN GROW WITH THIS SONG
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh ha-ha-ha TOTALLY WOULD, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T 

They say that when you get married
It'll be to a millionaire UMM DUH BUT I'LL HAVE MILLIONS AS WELL SO IT'S ALL GOOD 
But they don't realize where you came from
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes i do.

I remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly brown tags, they try

So look into my face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear
the scar, deep inside, yes you do THIS IS WHERE THE EPIC LOVE DIES HOWEVER I'M PLANNING ON FALLING IN LOVE AND STAYING IN LOVE FOREVER 

I know where you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
`Cause I can look inside your head. TRES TRES PERFECT ENDING 

-S. 

My First Video Post

SO THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG POST VIA VIDEO. IT CUT OFF A LITTLE EARLY I WAS GOING TO PUT ON THE SONG I MENTIONED IN IT. OH WELL

ENJOY!