FIVE LETTERS SHORT

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY VIDEOS WON'T STAY UP. IT IS VERY ANNOYING SINCE I DON'T REALLY LIKE WRITING THAT MUCH.

HOWEVER I MUST TELL YOU THIS RIDICULOUS STORY ABOUT ORDERING A CAB. TO START OFF I WOKE UP AT 913 AND HAD TO BE DOWNTOWN AT TEN. SO NATURALLY I RUSHED TO GET READY AND THEN CALLED CITIES BEST TAXI. AS I HUNG UP THE PHONW THE LADY SAID "SAM THERE WILL BE A TAXI THERE FOR YOU IN FIVE MINUTES".

I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF "SAM" HOW DARE A WOMEN WHO HAS NEVER MET ME, CASUALIZE MY NAME. WELL THEN WHEN THE TAXI ARRIVED THE DRIVER WAS SURE HE WAS TO PICK UP A "SAM" NOT "SAMANTHA". REALLY ? I WAS SITTING THERE WAITING WHILE HE CALLED SOMEONE ELSE TO ASK IF SAM WAS SAMANTHA.

GUESS WHAT THAT GUY DIDNT KNOW EITHER!! I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE, SAM IS FIVE LETTERS SHORT OF SAMANTHA.

REALLY? TAXI DRIVER?

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REALLY?

BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I MADE IT IN TIME. SO THERE'S THE MORAL EVER IN A PINCH CALL A TAXI THEY WILL GET YOU THERE, JUST TELL THE PHONE OPERATOR YOUR SHORTEST VERSION OF YOUR NAME.

-S.